WHY CHINA?!?! ^#$@#^$&@@#$%#%^$&^^$&%^#@&*#$%!!!!!!!
I’ve learned to accept that some people can be greedy but this one is just pure evil.
If you were a movie, you’d be Se7en.
If you were in The Lord of the Rings 3, you’d be Gollum in his last scene.
If you were in Harry Potter 7, you’d be the one who killed Dobby.
If you were in the game Diablo, you’d be Diablo and I’d kill you 100 times until my Barbarian character reaches Level 999.
If you were in Mean Girls, you’d be one of the Plastics and I would end the movie with Regina George getting run by a bus and then loop it 100 billion times.
If you were a natural disaster, you’d be the Mayan’s end of the world prediction.
If you were a drug, you’d be the one who killed Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston.
If you were a ruthless massacre, you’d be the combined horror of the Ampatuan, Virginia Tech and Norway massacres.
If you were a fisherman, you’d be the Japanese dudes in The Cove.
If you were a douche bag, you’d be the one who broke Adele’s heart.
And if I were to put you in Dante’s Inferno, I’d write a whole new book just for you.
Dude, you’re so uncool.
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